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i'm not here - this isn't happening - last entry / next entry - Bah - 138 | 07.19.08 8:09 amI haven't been here in 2 years, and I didn't realize how much I weighed then! I don't feel so bad now..... 137.6 I haven't weighed this much in years! Okay, I'm going through an emotional period. I've been an emotional eater, for sure. And I've been drinking entirely too much. Having to do with the alcohol, I just need to take some time off. Oh! That reminds me of a funny email....
1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m.. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese, onion and mustard (washed down with WINE &topped off with a Kit Kat after a few sweet chilli and sour cream red rock chips)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.( Taco bell, Denny's) 3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black &bluemarks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock. 4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal &in no way interfere with my daily activities. Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now &would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above &address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions &hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership. Thank you, Your biggest fan Okay, unnecessary email post. Tevs. The alcohol has been a big problem weight-wise. And I need to eat less cheese. Maybe I just need to go back and see what kind of food I ate in 2001-2002 to lose all that weight in the first place......... Listening to:
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